Category Archives: Fake News

Woke! Your Cousin Greg Gives His Thoughts on the New Tax Cuts

Republican leaders have recently pushed $1.5 trillion worth of tax cuts through Congress, and esteemed economists on all sides of the political spectrum have opinions on what its effects will be… And so does your cousin Greg, a 6th year senior at University of Phoenix and an assistant  night manager at Gorilla Gamers. “Did you know that student loans don’t count

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Mathematical Proof: Gender Spectrum Increases Wage Inequality 335%

By James Paron Oppression takes no days off; neither should our battle against it. Still, in the Era of Intersectionality, it can become exhausting to keep track of struggles and yet more exhausting to fight in several concurrently. We thus deploy the most potent tactics possible in our battle against fascist pigs. Usually, it makes most sense to challenge inequity

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Film Review: “An Inconvenient Sequel”

By Toren Arginteanu Self-proclaimed “man who used to be the next president” Al Gore is releasing an “Inconvenient Sequel” to his award-winning 2006 documentary “An Inconvenient Truth.” The trailer was recently released, and the film itself will be released later this year. Gore and his original film have been overwhelmingly lauded for his predictions that the North Pole would be

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#NotMyBestPicture: Protests Erupt Nationwide After Moonlight Claims Best Picture at Oscars

Protests have already begun after Moonlight won the Oscar for best picture last night in a shocking victory at the Academy Awards. Going into the ceremony, La La Land led the field with 14 Oscar nominations, tying All About Eve (1950) and Titanic (1997) for the most Oscar nominations in history.  News outlets from Business Insider to Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight

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