In recent news, Barack Obama has come under fire from traditional Republican Party members over his future involvement in a Netflix Series covering topics around his presidency…… Read more “Michelle Obama to Divorce Barack Over Copious Nudity in Netflix Series”

The Starbucks Coffee Company has officially segregated its beverages and begun to reap profits through the vending of blonde nationalism. As a descendant of Italian immigrants and…… Read more “Three Ways to Fight Starbucks’ RACIST Blonde Espresso”

Republican leaders have recently pushed $1.5 trillion worth of tax cuts through Congress, and esteemed economists on all sides of the political spectrum have opinions on what…… Read more “Woke! Your Cousin Greg Gives His Thoughts on the New Tax Cuts”

By James Paron Oppression takes no days off; neither should our battle against it. Still, in the Era of Intersectionality, it can become exhausting to keep track…… Read more “Mathematical Proof: Gender Spectrum Increases Wage Inequality 335%”

Protests have already begun after Moonlight won the Oscar for best picture last night in a shocking victory at the Academy Awards. Going into the ceremony, La…… Read more “#NotMyBestPicture: Protests Erupt Nationwide After Moonlight Claims Best Picture at Oscars”

Fidel Castro’s recent death has been hailed by countless Cuban refugees as a sign that the brutal socialist regime that tortured and murdered their families may someday…… Read more “Fidel Castro’s 8 Finest Achievements”