Category Archives: Thrive at Penn

EXPOSED: DP’s Gutmanngate Goes Deeper Than You Think

Not only is Penn President Amy Gutmann indirectly connected to last month’s Texas shooting, but she is also indirectly complicit in both the explosion of the USS Maine and President Nixon’s Watergate scandal.

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7 Tips for Finding Jesus After Reading 34th Street Magazine

The following article was written on behalf of the entire Statesman staff. Another school year is beginning – pleasantly accented by the freshly-cut green grass on the ground, the leaves getting ready to change color and cascade gracefully to the ground…and the fetid stench of the slow decay of society’s morals emanating from a monstrous heap of filthy dishrags branded

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