Well, it’s that time of the year again, as evidenced by young women advertising genitalia-themed theatre and one very pitiful-looking male student wearing a vagina costume on…… Read more “It’s That Time of the Year Again: your guide to The Vagina Monologues”

Not only is Penn President Amy Gutmann indirectly connected to last month’s Texas shooting, but she is also indirectly complicit in both the explosion of the USS Maine and President Nixon’s Watergate scandal.

By Daniel Tancredi You didn’t ask for it, but here it is: the Incoming Freshman’s Guide to Penn DoubleSpeak. Classes just started, and you don’t have too…… Read more “The Incoming Freshman’s Guide to Penn DoubleSpeak”

Remove By Dominic Gregorio A couple months ago, I opened up about the intersectional oppression I face here at Penn. However, as the semester has progressed, I…… Read more “Violating the Privilege Binary”

Remove One semester under my belt at Penn, and I can tell it’s going to be a long ride. When I first made the excruciating decision to…… Read more “Intersectionally Oppressed: My First Semester at Penn”

The following article was written on behalf of the entire Statesman staff. Another school year is beginning – pleasantly accented by the freshly-cut green grass on the…… Read more “7 Tips for Finding Jesus After Reading 34th Street Magazine”